anonymous-understatement:

So a couple of weeks ago I was going through microfilm of the Charleston Courier from 1804 trying to find news of Hamilton’s death and I ended up going through about 2 months worth of papers. The highlights include:

• Distressing! Hamilton was murdered in a duel by the Worst Man In The World™
• There is land for sale on this island plz buy it 
• G. Wash was the best and we miss him very much. 
• Ok, we weren’t gonna talk about A. Ham cause we don’t like his political opinions, but he was so beautiful and we r v sad he is dead. 
• Notice: Someone invented a cotton processor. Buy it. Now.  
• We know you all want updates on Human Trash Aaron Burr but no one knows where he is. 
• A. Ham was presh but don’t duel, people. 
• Jacob literally put a poem on the front page of a newspaper to try to get Coy Nancy to go out with him. Get on Jacob’s level.
• George Washington wouldn’t have let this happen. 
• Here is an essay that breaks down a passage of Shakespeare, you plebs.
• Aaron Burr Update: He was seen in Philadelphia and he has the flu. More at 11. 
• George Washington was wonderful.
• Its not our position to say, but Aaron Burr is the literal Worst™
• Here’s a list of everyone who subscribed to our newspaper. Don’t forget to click subscribe and follow and we’ll mention you in our next video paper.
• Bob went to AHam’s funeral an tried to remember the speech from it and his friends think this version is p close, so here. Cry with us. 
• Hypothetically, if President Jefferson (bless his heart) were to die, the VP would become president. It’s a good thing our VP isn’t someone so morally depraved that they would murder a literal cinnamon roll. Oh wait.
  

I’m not sure if the ‘bless your heart’ was serious or sarcastic. In my neck of the woods it’s throwing serious shade, but I’m not sure about other places.

Bless y'alls shady little hearts.

brazilianpolyglot:

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klingande101:

Get yourself someone who tries to sing all of the parts in Non-Stop.

…”tries” being the operative word.

mariacharlet:

This Polish commercial is the purest thing I ever seen in my entire life.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

By golly, you’re right. I am :’)